With 2 weeks left until the Presidential Election we thought readers might enjoy some political humor! Enjoy!

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and
dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not
able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to
nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back
to Scranton .

By Don Flood
According to a recent survey, children have lost touch with the natural world, so much so that many have trouble identifying even common animals such as frogs. This is so sad, people! And so unnecessary.

If you think your children are unfamiliar with the great outdoors and its fascinating creatures, then it's high time to gather the family together, pack a lunch and then camp out in front of the big TV set in the living room.

There the wonders of nature will unfold, including such extraordinary animals as the talking gecko, an amazing lizard that actually sells car insurance. A groundbreaking series of commercials have captured the talking gecko in its natural environment, talking to potential customers. You have to see it to believe it.